I have a crush on someone, but she is 5 inches taller than me, what should I do?
Bro. Sharp
Oh, for hell's sake! Height doesn't determine dick—I've seen guys shorter than gnomes date supermodels. Wear some lifts, stand up straighter, and stop acting like you're auditioning for a hobbit role. If she likes you, she won't give a damn about your vertical shortcomings.
Maybe she doesn't care right now, but what about in 5 years' time?
Bro. Sharp
Oh, so you're a fortune teller now? Predicting her future preferences based on your own insecurities? Newsflash: if she's with you now, she's already factored in your height. People who leave over something that shallow in five years were never worth your time to begin with. Build a life and personality that's taller than any physical measurement.
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